In This House…
In this house:
-Pants are optional.
-We praise and reward poop.
-Our air freshener of choice is bacon.
-Furniture is scattered to allow for more open space for scooters and hoverboards.
-The AC is turned on in March because allergies are the enemy.
-The bounce, bounce, bounce, of a trampoline is a common sound at 3 am.
-Complete reenactments of Disney Pixar scripts can commence at any time.
In this house:
-We share everything, especially bacon.
-Breakfast for dinner rules.
-You don’t dare move Benny the Bull from his perch on the dining room table.
-The pool has been open since April.
-Baths are social activities.
-A trip to Target is an acceptable reward for cooperation.
In this house:
-We share our journey with the world.
-We don’t have many answers.
-We are figuring it all out together.
Welcome to our house, my friends!